Quote #2021
When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that...
Quote #18213
Hope for miracles, but don’t rely on one.
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #2834
What if there had been room at the inn?
Quote #19350
See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
Quote #30564
Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in...
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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a...
Quote #23554
We cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening our own.
Quote #14291
Do not speak harshly to any one; those who are spoken to will answer...