Quote #19228
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #6006
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.
Quote #18092
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
Quote #13297
No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.
Quote #15012
He who lives without folly is not so wise as he imagines.
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #626
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
Quote #23880
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...