Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #2774
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #25915
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #12952
Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand...
Quote #14790
I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in...
Quote #4464
Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
Quote #10691
I like it as a book. Just like I like “The Cat...
Quote #16732
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
Quote #23190
No more good must be attempted than the people can bear.