Quote #11065
Comtemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen and then ask yourself, What should be...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
Quote #24772
True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth...
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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...
Quote #13050
If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. That will...
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #17520
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for...
Quote #14220
All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no...
Quote #27911
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.