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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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But pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any...
Quote #15401
A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth...
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I said to myself, I have things in my head that are not like...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #21589
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
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Let your life be a counter friction to stop the machine.
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Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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One man with courage is a majority.
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Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a...