Quote #2944
The police…..always wanting to play games.
Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #5836
Nature is not cruel, pitilessly, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for...
Quote #3659
Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made...
Quote #23086
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #6617
A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is a statement of...
Quote #14286
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.