Quote #33401
Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
Quote #1256
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #32663
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #19840
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will...
Quote #11463
Each generation will reap what the former generation has sown.
Quote #7323
He who spares the wicked injures the good.
Quote #1142
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...
Quote #18248
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.