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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
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Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be...
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How much easier it is to be generous than just Men are sometimes bountiful...
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Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
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Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security.
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My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
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You must work— we must all work To make the world worthy of its...
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Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.