Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #471
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at...
Quote #27498
I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Quote #8912
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.
Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #2670
There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
Quote #6196
The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are...
Quote #1041
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we...
Quote #8825
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...