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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle...
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Continuous unremitting darkness has been known to send some people into an emotional tailspin,...
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Don’t throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds...
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Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important...
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
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All people want is someone to listen.
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No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
Quote #16819
If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren’t really there.