Quote #1367
The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on...
Quote #33799
I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment....
Quote #23417
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #14146
Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #18672
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #10433
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Quote #2364
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #28141
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...