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A pessimist is never disappointed.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who...
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Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around...
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Numerous politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press. Never in history has...
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No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary...
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Who will bell the cat?
Quote #24520
The more thou stir it, the worse it will be.
Quote #8987
Happiness depends upon ourselves.