Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #4910
There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things.
Quote #31907
We create our lives a thought at a time. And sometimes, it comes down...
Quote #16588
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Quote #23562
I know this–a man got to do what he got to do.
Quote #24395
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him,...
Quote #5654
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and...
Quote #28461
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies...
Quote #32094
A cat does not want all the world to love her — only those...
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...