Quote #27515
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business looking back strains the...
Quote #878
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using...
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #2517
I married beneath me – all women do.
Quote #34254
I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #31853
There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do....
Quote #17356
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #19908
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a...