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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of...
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The perfect church service would be the one we were almost unaware of our...
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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
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To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys....
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Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about...
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Adversity makes men wise but not rich.