Quote #28441
If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
Quote #11347
Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
Quote #950
Seek not for fresher founts afar, Just drop you bucket where you are.
Quote #8228
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
Quote #24066
After three days without reading, talk becomes flavorless.
Quote #28315
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta...
Quote #8239
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which...
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #4903
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...