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I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is...
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God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
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There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is...
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Plant a kernel of wheat and you reap a pint; plant a pint and...
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This is on me.
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The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous...
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Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
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Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his...