Quote #25491
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #18387
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death,...
Quote #16259
Familiarity may breed contempt in some areas of human behavior, but in the field...
Quote #120
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Quote #22115
You despise books you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the...
Quote #19104
There are moments in life, when the heart is so full of emotion That...
Quote #7623
What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is...
Quote #16336
Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for competitors.