Quote #4972
Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,But I do love thee! and when I love...
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There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course...
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There is something Pagan in me that I cannot shake off. In short, I...
Quote #1322
Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
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It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #13286
When you tell the truth, people listen.
Quote #10965
If you are idle, be not solitary. If you are solitary, be not idle.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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I’ve made a couple of mistakes I’d like to do over.
Quote #4746
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...