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I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
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Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
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He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.
Quote #22232
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Quote #25462
Why do writers write Because it isn’t there.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play...
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The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of...
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We often use strong language not to express a powerful emotion but to evoke...
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Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
Quote #3020
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.