Quote #32008
It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...
Quote #15368
Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #15993
Vanity makes us do more things against inclination than reason.
Quote #3970
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #16518
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
Quote #20359
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are...