Quote #18208
Worries go better with soup than without.
Quote #21754
Our credulity is greatest concerning the things we know least about. And since we...
Quote #1870
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.
Quote #690
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
Quote #5232
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...
Quote #13818
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #481
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
Quote #18231
My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point...
Quote #16793
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...