Quote #32398
The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #2859
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
Quote #29559
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling...
Quote #21916
We all become great explorers during our first few days in a new city,...
Quote #30576
The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
Quote #22403
Lefty When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead,...
Quote #31411
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
Quote #33692
Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.
Quote #21766
By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible.