Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Every failure is a step to success…
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #14025
One of the hardest things in this world is to admit you are wrong....
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Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you…and if it...
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Think not those faithful who praise all thy words and actions but those who...
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Women can form a friendship with a man very well but to preserve it–to...
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Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of...
Quote #526
The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.
Quote #30774
And all the winds go sighing, For sweet things dying.