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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
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Assassination has never changed the history of the world.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
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I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
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We feel free when we escape — even if it be but from the...
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Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
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Wise are they who have learned these truths Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic....
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...