Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Quote #16302
One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they...
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #31219
Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness–great wealth, great return,...
Quote #17464
He who learns but does not think, is lost He who thinks but does...
Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #31048
We cannot destroy kindred Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Quote #1292
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Quote #6464
More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the...
Quote #3048
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...