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Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...
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Man is but a reed, the most feeble thing in nature, but he is...
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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It is books that are a key to the wide world if you can’t...
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Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
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I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than...
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Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...