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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
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The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from...
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A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.
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Truth fears no questions.
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Truth is shorter than fiction.
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Think of how many religions attempt to validate themselves with prophecy. Think of how...
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Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
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Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has...
Quote #5369
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be...