Quote #33039
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #3405
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #2202
It is sometimes expedient to forget who we are.
Quote #27356
He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
Quote #25932
I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.
Quote #23236
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
Quote #28394
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Quote #16003
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the...
Quote #24019
Fred Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never...