Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #27290
A little less complaint and whining, and a little more dogged work and manly...
Quote #12000
On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days...
Quote #2380
Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
Quote #15198
We never get to love by hate, least of all by self-hatred.
Quote #7915
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #2839
I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this...
Quote #18176
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #3649
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.