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Tonight-to you, the great silent majority of my fellow Americans-I ask for your support....
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It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
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Until you’ve lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.
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To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...
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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
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Histories make men wise poets, witty the mathematics, subtle natural philosophy, deep moral, grave...