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Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
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Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the...
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If a man knows not what harbor he seeks, any wind is the right...
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One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
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But then I sigh, and with a piece of scripture,Tell them that God bids...
Quote #12999
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #31317
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he...