Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #2929
Social confusion has now reached a point at which the pursuit of immorality turns...
Quote #1908
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on...
Quote #24270
Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations,...
Quote #5083
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Quote #28665
If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.
Quote #3284
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own...
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #20639
Grow old along with me The best is yet to be, The last of...
Quote #28436
Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut,...