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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing...
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Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the...
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Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...
Quote #14688
Where ambition ends happiness begins.
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Death is the only grammatically correct full stop?
Quote #22274
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.
Quote #21629
To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...