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History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters...
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…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
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For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our...
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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The story of my boyhood and that of my brothers is important only because...
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They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become...
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O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king...