Quote #5182
When all think alike, no one thinks very much.
Quote #11046
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #24525
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Quote #11178
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #32126
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
Quote #9899
Each decision we make, each action we take, is born out of an intention.
Quote #22407
I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is...
Quote #13611
Words — so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary,...