Quote #2334
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created...
Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #5345
Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you...
Quote #11504
You become responsible forever, for what you have tamed.
Quote #28400
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Quote #20712
Experience is one thing you can’t get for nothing.
Quote #22148
Reason is not measured by size or height, but by principle.
Quote #21614
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #2437
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...