Quote #32663
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #25457
You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
Quote #19881
You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it’s a little...
Quote #28390
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #24980
Under conditions of tyranny it is far easer to act than to think.
Quote #28524
We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
Quote #32141
Nothing is quite so wretchedly corrupt as an aristocracy which has lost its power...
Quote #14857
Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
Quote #14184
Political language. . . is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable,...