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I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I...
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Forgive many things in others nothing in yourself.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing...
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You know what I say to people when I hear they?re writing an anti-war...
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest...
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My thoughts are my company I can bring them together, select them, detain them,...
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Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend...