Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #33786
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Quote #13818
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Quote #23087
That fellow seems to posses but one idea and that is the wrong one.
Quote #33861
Whenever I hear, ‘It can’t be done,’ I know I’m close to success.
Quote #11145
A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.
Quote #24271
My pacifism is an instinctive feeling, a feeling that possesses me because the murder...
Quote #16053
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Quote #11297
Anger is a bad counselor.
Quote #13837
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.