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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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If you’ve broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.
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By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #16446
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.
Quote #13536
It may be that those who do most, dream most.
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It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #15311
It is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we...