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The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of...
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There is not a flower or bird in sight, only a small screen on...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.
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There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
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When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited...
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All we have of freedom — all we use or know – This our...
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To give without any reward, or any notice, has a special quality of its...