Quote #2579
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well,...
Quote #5017
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #21833
The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
Quote #7364
Your descendants shall gather your fruits.
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #29479
One great cause of failure is lack of concentration.
Quote #23581
It is well to be born either a king or a fool.
Quote #13837
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #29700
Yesterday is a canceled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only...