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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #12149
Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original...
Quote #20372
There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had many of them.
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When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the...
Quote #12135
Enemies are so stimulating.
Quote #6398
Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
Quote #32063
If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
Quote #3094
When anyone asks me how I can best describe my experience in nearly forty...
Quote #6755
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.