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Other people may not have high expectations of me, But I have high expectations...
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When you wish to instruct, be brief that men’s minds take in quickly what...
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If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither...
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Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
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The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.
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Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
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I believe a man is born first unto himself-for the happy developing of himself,...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...