Quote #20237
A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows...
Quote #11212
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell...
Quote #32943
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #8017
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked...
Quote #19931
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Quote #4282
Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...
Quote #23997
Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn’s early light, what so proudly...