Quote #32250
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
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I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he...
Quote #12629
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or...
Quote #1363
One picture is worth a thousand words.
Quote #24451
‘Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold...
Quote #27389
If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #6861
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #28228
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Quote #27551
There was never a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn’t be. He...