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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #22419
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
Quote #6074
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in...
Quote #21774
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Quote #33386
The descent to Hades is the same from every place.
Quote #16086
It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle...
Quote #13422
How does the poet transform his banal thoughts (are not most thoughts banal?) into...
Quote #22958
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
Quote #4867
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,If with his tongue...
Quote #20665
Modern man thinks he loses something time when he does not do things quickly....