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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #1833
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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Golf is a good walk, ruined.
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It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends...
Quote #13436
Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For...
Quote #2290
Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
Quote #5634
The great tragedy of Science – the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an...
Quote #14876
Education is not to reform students or amuse them or to make them expert...
Quote #875
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at...