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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable...
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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...
Quote #16077
Colors fade, temples crumble, empires fall, but wise words endure.
Quote #7292
Touch the earth, love the earth, honour the earth, her plains, her valleys, her...
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The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...
Quote #18111
The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day runs...
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #34487
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...